Things Stupid People Do: Argument Over Chores Leads to Gun Play

Who’s accountable for doing these dishes? In but my second reference inside a month to the hit tv present, It’s At all times Sunny In Philidelphia, a Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania, man is going through expenses after authorities say he fired a gun at one other man throughout an argument over, of all issues, the dishes!

In line with the Carbondale Police Division, officers had been dispatched to Laural and Rock Road on October ninth responding to reviews of a battle and a gunshot at round 7:30 pm. When police caught up with the alleged suspect who had fled the scene, Frank Kleinbauer, 47, of Carbondale, Pennsylvania, tried to pin the shenanigans on his spouse. What a man!

Police say Kleinbauer claimed his spouse had shot a firearm loaded with blanks at a person outdoors their house on Rock Road. Officers had been skeptical, nevertheless, because the story makes zero sense on a number of ranges. Who retains a gun loaded with blanks? Who fires mentioned blanks at a random pedestrian? Who within the hell behaves like this and tries to incriminate his spouse, until after all there are preexisting marital points? And if there weren’t, there are actually.

Ultimately, officers arrived on the residence the place they took an announcement from the sufferer. In line with the affidavit, the battle started after Kleinbauer’s mom yelled on the sufferer for refusing to do the dishes. Investigators say that the yelling was adopted by Kleinbauer himself punching the sufferer within the face earlier than heading upstairs to retrieve a firearm. Upon return,  Kleinbauer pointed his gun on the sufferer and fired. 

That’s when the sufferer then fled, working outdoors to his sister’s house the place Kleinbauer allegedly adopted him at first earlier than going again into his own residence after which returning as soon as once more to apologize for taking pictures on the sufferer. He shot at him, however hey, at the least he apologized.

For anybody who could have thought the gun loaded with blanks might truly be believable, it wasn’t. Additional investigation revealed to detectives that the firearm used within the incident was actually loaded with actual ammunition. Additionally to the shock of no one in any respect, court docket information conclude that it was Kleinbauer, and never his spouse, who fired the shot. 

Frank Kleinbauer has been charged with aggravated assault, easy assault and recklessly endangering one other particular person. 

Fortunately, no accidents had been reported associated to the incident apart from some soreness from shaking my head. Fortunately neck tattoo wasn’t a lot of a shot, so everybody lives to battle one other day. This story leaves me with extra questions than solutions, like how did his spouse really feel about getting the finger falsely pointed at her by her personal husband? What I actually wish to know is, who ended up doing the rattling dishes?