STOLEN BIKES ARE NOT A PROBLEM WITH CIVIC DUTY SOON TO RULE AMERICA! IMAGINE! CYCLISTS STOPPING AT STOP SIGNS! IMAGINE! YOUNG CYCLISTS BATTLING STREET CRED FOR UNIVERSAL DOMINATION! IMAGINE! CYCLISTS EMBRACING HIGH VISIBILITY! IMAGINE! CYCLISTS NOT RIDING SIDE BY SIDE WHICH IS ILLEGAL! IMAGINE! CYCLING ETHICS! IMAGINE! AMERICA’S CYCL;ISTS LOVE TO BLOW STOP SIGNS AND BUY HOT BIKES, BUT WHY? ARE THEY SLEAZY? SLIMY? WITHOUT A CONSCIENCE? HOW SLIMY ARE THEY? URBAN CYCLISTS WHO LIVE ON THE MEAN STREETS OF AMERICAN CITIES ARE VICTIMS OF CIVIC NEGLIGENCE. AMERICANS NEVER QUITE GOT LAW. 3% STOP SIGNS ARE HOW AMERICANS TRANSPORT THEIR FAMILIES. WHY NOT CROWDFUND LAWFUL STREETS, LAWFUL AMERICAN ADULTS AND LAWFUL AMERICAN CAPITAL CITIES? WHY LOOK THE OTHER WAY ON MOTHER’S DAY WHILE MOST FAMILIES SPEED, BLOW STOP SIGNS AND JAYWALK TOGETHER? HOW CREEPY ARE YOU? WITHOUT CIVIC DUTY, ETHICS, CONSCIENTIOUSNESS AND LAWFUL BEHAVIOUR – OUR FUTURE SUCKS. JOIN OUR HAPPY GROUP OF PATRIOTIC AMERICANS WHO LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SEE THE LAW RESPECTED AND THE DEMAND FOR HOT BIKES END. RIGHT? ONLINE SENSATIONALISM OWNS MANY AMERICANS, YET SILICON VALLEY’S 2% STOP SIGNS SHOWS THE INTERNET’S FUTURE IS SLEAZY. LET’S SUPPORT A HEALTHY VIEWPOINT OF A HEALTHY TRANSPORTATION MODE, PLEASE. OUR FUTURE NEEDS YOUR HELP AND RESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOUR. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
(THIS VIDEO IS OF THE FIRST WOMAN IN VANCOUVER CANADA TO RIDE A BIKE IN 1892 AND WAS ACCORDINGLY PUNISHED BY BEING EATEN BY A LOCAL CIRCUS ELEPHANT WHO WAS LIVING IN A HOLLOW TREE.)
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