Right here’s one from the “Good Strive Dude” division. A coked-out Hunter Biden wannabe sat in his Henderson, Nevada, rental final Friday and by his personal accounts ingested a gram of cocaine (that was along with the three grams he mentioned he had ingested earlier within the week) earlier than taking pictures up the encircling rental buildings with greater than 100 rounds from an AR and a handgun after which leaping from the second story window and busting his head open.
Police had been known as to the scene and located 45-year-old Joseph Ebner mendacity on the bottom and bleeding from his head earlier than police, with the assistance of residents, carried him to an ambulance that took him to the hospital for remedy.
However as soon as he was in a position to speak, oh what a narrative Ebner would inform.
In response to Fox 5 in Las Vegas, that is what Ebner needed to say about his actions:
On the hospital, the suspect instructed police that he had been robbed by two males and “he had fired his weapons at them in self-defense.” He added that he lived alone in his condominium, although he sometimes had his kids over by a 50-50 custody settlement. The kids had been on a cruise with their mom on the time of the taking pictures.
Ebner instructed investigators that he had been “talking to individuals on-line” and that “two males had been coming over to his residence for a potential encounter.” He additionally admitted to being a cocaine addict and mentioned he had ingested roughly 4 grams over the course of the week, with shut to 1 gram of cocaine being ingested earlier within the night.
He continued by explaining {that a} group of males who he couldn’t describe had damaged into his residence in “an obvious theft try.” Ebner described the suspects as armed, with some having lasers on their weapons.
Ebner mentioned they entered by a number of factors of the residence, and fearing that he was being robbed, he pointed his weapon on the door. He mentioned that as quickly as the boys entered, he emptied his 9 mm handgun, firing all rounds. He mentioned he then transitioned to an AR-15 and fired roughly 60 extra rounds.
First off, Ebner can kiss that 50-50 custody cope with the ex-wife for the youngsters goodbye. For him, these youngsters may as effectively be on a everlasting cruise to wherever however his house.
Secondly, what sort of “encounter” with “two males?” We received’t speculate on that that one. That’s Ebner’s actual or imagined companies. He does stay within the shadow of Las Vegas in spite of everything. When in Rome…
Lastly, police in the end discovered he had discharged no less than 112 rounds—93 from an Anderson Manufacturing AR with a 30-round magazine discovered beneath the window he jumped out and 19 from the 9mm handgun—at his alleged attackers. Oh, and talking of these intruders, police by no means discovered any proof to assist his claims that anybody was attacking him in any respect. However they did discover all the neighborhood round Ebner’s rental riddled with bullet holes.
After all, with 5 alleged attackers getting into by a number of entry factors at one time, Ebner was most positively being attacked by ninjas, who after all can be too slick to depart any proof they had been ever there.
The person additionally instructed police he felt like he’d been shot, however upon examination by medical doctors, didn’t have any gunshot wounds.
Police charged Ebner on 112 counts of discharging a firearm into an occupied construction, two counts of discharging a firearm the place an individual is endangered and one depend of a prohibited particular person proudly owning or possessing a gun ala Hunter Biden. He was booked into the Henderson Detention Middle the place he may have time to sharpen his story.
Whereas for many individuals, utilizing cocaine merely makes them really feel like they’re stuffed with vitality, actually cool and standard and other people of the other intercourse are completely digging them (even when that is NOT the case), Mr. Ebner skipped clear over that stage along with his heavy use and plunged straight into an nearly shroom-induced stage of scary hallucinatory psychosis. Not enjoyable man. Not enjoyable in any respect. Not cool both.
The takeaway on this one youngsters simply proves Nancy Reagan was proper: Simply say “No” to medication…and the place essential, irresponsible gun possession.
